Holy crap, would you look at this kid?? I mean, could she be more grown up?

Wait… don’t answer that.

Jayne had her Kindergarten checkup the other day, complete with four shots. She’s such a trooper, she didn’t squeal until the last one, and the tears were thankfully short-lived.

Anyway, for those of you playing the Raising Jayne game home edition, here are some stats:

Height: 47 inches – 85%
Weight: 56 pounds – 95%

And yes, I do plan on posting the missing last two three four months here on The Cryer. Promise. As soon as I get a free moment. When I’m 65.

We interrupt the laughingly sparse posts on The Cryer to let you know that life has entered the phase of full-throttle crazy. Oh, we maxed out crazy a while ago, but this time, we are really pushing the envelope. So, here’s my new favorite picture of the kids, and I’ll try and get back to this site soon. Promise.

Exhibit A

I think there is going to be a tornado tonight.

Really? Where we live?

No.

Then where?

Canada. Or Qatar. Or Oman.

Exhibit B

This is a map.

What is it a map of?

Our solar system. Here is Jupiter, Planet Earth, the Moon, Planet Drool, the Place of Horrible Yuckiness, and Kmart.